JOKE: Mag-jacket ka (Wear Jacket)

JOKE: Mag-jacket ka 

Totoy: Nay, ang lamig!
Nanay: Mag-jacket ka, Toy.
Totoy: Ok po.
(After 20 mins)
Nanay: Toy, naligo ka na ba?
Totoy: Opo.
Nanay: Eh bakit parang di ka nabasa?
Totoy: Eh, nag-jacket po ako eh!
Nanay: Ache-che!

ENGLISH TRANSLATION:

JOKE: Wear Jacket

Boy: Mom, it's cold, I'm chillin'
Mommy: Wear jacket.
Boy: Alright!
(After 20 mins)
Mommy: Boy, have you taken a bath already?
Boy: Yes, Mom.
Mommy: Is that so? Then why didn't you look like not?
Boy: It's because I wore jacket.
Mommy: Ache-che!